
Surely you need a birthday gift for some idiot.
That’s right. We’re disrupting the birthday T-shirt industry.
Birthday Shirts
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"Please Do Not Murder Me. It's My Birthday. Thanks!" Shirt
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"My Birthday Is Happening To Me Right Now" Shirt
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"Blowing Out Candles And Wishing For A Beautiful Latvian Girlfriend" Shirt
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"My Birthday Is Just A Painful Reminder That My Parents Once Had Sex" Shirt
Regular price $29.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per

Only doctors are allowed to see you naked.
For everyone else, put on a classic ClickHole T-shirt.
Shirts
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"Vaccines Don't Cause Autism. I Do." Shirt
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"World's Only Dad" Shirt
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"Another Amazing Day On My Computer" Shirt
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"Here Comes Mr. Slut" Shirt
Regular price $29.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per

Home is where the shirt is.
Shop United Shirts of AmericaIntroducing ClickHole's United Shirts of America. The perfect gifts for anyone who was born in a place.
United Shirts of America
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"Alabama" Shirt
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"Arizona" Shirt
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"California" Shirt
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"Colorado" Shirt
Regular price $29.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per

Finally, sweatpants for your arms.
ClickHole sweatshirts: Essential gear for the American indoorsman.
Sweatshirts
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"Little Jazz Boy" Sweatshirt
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"Cyberbully" Sweatshirt
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"Illiterate" Sweatshirt
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"Big Jazz Boy" Sweatshirt
Regular price $37.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per

A great gift for whatever baby is in your life.
ClickHole onesies. Go ahead. Shit in them.
Onesies
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"Illiterate" Onesie
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"Do Not Kidnap" Onesie
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"Enough Breast Milk. I Desire Ham." Onesie
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"I Am 11 Years Old" Onesie
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Make Dad beautiful.
Absent father? He’ll probably come back if you buy him a shirt!

The perfect gifts for that spouse you’re kind of iffy about.
We'd love to put a shirt on your wife.

Your siblings don't deserve you. But they do deserve shirts.
The perfect gifts for any brother or sister who loves dressing like shit.